"Welcome to Youngstown and thank you for flying with us..."

Hey honey it's me... yeah, we just landed... so, are you almost here... no, no, that's fine if you're a bit behind schedule, I'll still have to pick up my bag ... yes the blue one ... no of course not, the one you bought me was very nice. I just didn't know if a flower pattern was work-appropriate right now ... So, I'll meet you at baggage claim? I'll just look for the car ... of course I know what it looks like, I bought the damned thing ... yes, it is YOUR car, I know ... what? there's no "tone of voice" at all .... anyway, I have a great story for you: so Stevo, Bethany and I were walking into this seminar and ... you know Bethany ... the blond vice president of sales ... what? what gave you that idea? ... noooo, YOU'RE my type baby ... come on! ... all I know is that I can't wait to get home, take off this suit and throw back a cold one ... of course not, I haven't done that since college ... what? THIS Christmas? ... well maybe I wouldn't have if you're mom would have let up for one second ... no I didn't ... come on! the kids know what I MEANT! ... jesus ... hey, I see the car. Do you see me waving? ... what? ... how the hell should I know if Bethany like this suit on me or not?