my bog

Is this thing working? Hello... can you hear me? Shit, I think mine is defective.... Sylvia! Sylvia, what the fuck, come here!... Alright, is this thing working... I understand that, ok? I'm not stupid... yeah, your mom WOULD say that wouldn't she... just tell me if this bog is working... ok B-L-O-G, I get it... fuckin' A is it working or not?!?!?!?! .... I'll take the trash out later, I want to know now if this bog is fucking working... what?.... what?.... I didn't mean anything by that face.... you can't read minds so stop trying for chrissake... oh, it is working?.... where's the delete button? ... it's the one that says "Publish to Blog"? what's a blog?... Sylvia, come back here.... bitch... I said "rich"...